So I really didn’t want to pay $8 for water so I came up with a cunning plan. Buy the water (or drinks) elsewhere and store them in my insuite fridge. Pretty smart, right? Pretty clever.
Now that fridge was kinda full so I had to shift things out to store my drinks. The expensive vodka, out, Dasani, in, the bottle of wine, out, the lemonade in. I had it made.
However, when I woke up today and did something I don’t normally do. I read a label. A label on the little fridge. That label said something that immediately got my heart beating. “Refreshments removed will be AUTOMATICALLY CHARGED to your suite immediately after removal”
Fuck me.
If I read this right, all I had to do was remove something, say, like an expensive bottle of vodka, and I would be charged. It didn’t matter that I didn’t use it, I would be charged.
OMG! I’d moved all sorts of bottles out and around. Expensive bottles.
Panic!!!!!!
After I restarted my heart, I decided to see if I was about to be ass-f*&%ed. I went downstairs and spoke to the desk. I explained what I’d done and held my breath.
They said it was no problem and they would reverse the charges.
Whew.
But a tough way to start out the day.
Would’ve been tougher if they didn’t reimburse you!!!
i had a mild heart attack for you while reading this before getting to the part where they reversed the charges.